interesting things
Jokes
Golf joke
Aug 14th
Golf… the only time it’s acceptable for a man to hold an iron!
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Coconut shampoo
Aug 4th
I don’t know why I just bought some new coconut shampoo…
I haven’t even got any coconuts.
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Rick Astley joke
Aug 1st
Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films.
“Okay,” I said. “You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo, but I’m never gonna give you Up.”
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Bizkit the Sleep Walking Dog
Jul 27th
Very funny… I think I’ll see what other funny clips I can come across and add them too!
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Sneezing panda
Jul 24th
The sneezing panda is such a funny clip… well worth a watch!
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Sickipedia jokes web site
Jul 4th
Not to everyone’s taste – but there are some great jokes on here! Be warned though, it’s very likely the jokes will offend!
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Oxo joke
Jun 20th
Had this sent through as a text the other day…
I was in Tesco the other day looking for Oxo cubes. I saw beef, chicken, lamb, vegetable and England!
So, I said to the shop assistant, “What is the England?”
And he replied, “It’s new out… it’s the laughing stock!”
Obviously a bit topical with the football, but quite funny nonetheless…
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Doctor’s room joke
Mar 19th
They always ask at the doctor’s reception why you are there and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong. Sometimes it is embarrassing. There’s nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk…. The receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?’ More >
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Finish what you started (joke)
Mar 18th
Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
It sounded like a good idea!
So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished…
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