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I don’t know why I just bought some new coconut shampoo… I haven’t even got any coconuts. Related Posts:NeoligismsProud moment pictureUnderstanding engineers jokesPeter Kay in funny John Smiths advertGolf joke

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Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films. “Okay,” I said. “You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo, but I’m never gonna give you Up.” Related Posts:NeoligismsProud moment pictureUnderstanding engineers jokesPeter Kay in funny John Smiths advertGolf joke

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Very funny… I think I’ll see what other funny clips I can come across and add them too! Related Posts:Peter Kay in funny John Smiths advertHilarious TV advert – Aldi parrot likes it!Fantastic time-lapse animationFantastic Chinese acrobatsGreat idea – home made paper plant pots!

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The sneezing panda is such a funny clip… well worth a watch! Related Posts:Fantastic time-lapse animationTom Hanks JokeHilarious TV advert – Aldi parrot likes it!Fantastic Chinese acrobatsGreat idea – home made paper plant pots!

Not to everyone’s taste – but there are some great jokes on here! Be warned though, it’s very likely the jokes will offend! http://sickipedia.org/ And there are, of course, lots of good joke books around… including: Related Posts:Weird, but funny web site!NeoligismsProud moment pictureUnderstanding engineers jokesPeter Kay in funny John Smiths advert

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Had this sent through as a text the other day…   I was in Tesco the other day looking for Oxo cubes. I saw beef, chicken, lamb, vegetable and England! So, I said to the shop assistant, “What is the England?” And he replied, “It’s new out… it’s the laughing stock!”   Obviously a bit [...]

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They always ask at the doctor’s reception why you are there and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong. Sometimes it is embarrassing. There’s nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have [...]

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Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. It sounded like a good idea! So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished… Related Posts:NeoligismsProud moment pictureUnderstanding engineers jokesPeter Kay in funny John Smiths [...]

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Not that I particularly endorse this web site, but it makes for some ‘interesting’ and entertaining reading! Facts about Poop is well worth a visit – especially the Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work and the Poop Definitions! Related Posts:Sickipedia jokes web siteNeoligismsProud moment pictureUnderstanding engineers jokesPeter Kay in funny John Smiths advert

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A man escapes from prison where he’s been locked up for the last 15 years. Breaking into a house to look for money and guns, he finds a young couple in bed… Related Posts:NeoligismsProud moment pictureUnderstanding engineers jokesPeter Kay in funny John Smiths advertGolf joke

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