Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

It sounded like a good idea!

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished…

This morning I have managed to finis off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, some peanuuts, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vockda, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl o Prozic, a left-over Chinese (called Jing Jing), the res of the chesescke, hafl a boxo fo chocolets, and 5 beetawix.

Yu haf no idr hwo fikin gud I fel.